If eating places functioned like Microsoft….

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my title is Invoice, and I’ll be your Assist Waiter. What appears
to be the problem?

Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Strive again, possibly the fly received’t be there this time.

Patron: No, it’s nonetheless there.

Waiter: Perhaps it’s the way in which you’re using the soup; try consuming it with a
fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Perhaps the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what sort of bowl
are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Possibly it’s a configuration drawback; how
was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the
fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Are you able to keep in mind every little thing you did earlier than you seen the fly in
your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you ever thought of upgrading to the most recent Soup of the Day?

Patron: You will have multiple Soup of the Day every day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is modified every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The present Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Deliver me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m operating late
now.

Waiter leaves and returns with one other bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t prepared yet.

Patron: Nicely, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The examine:

Soup of the Day …………………………….. $5.00
Improve to newer Soup of the Day ……………… $2.50
Access to assist …………………………… $1.00
Look on patron’s face………………………Priceless